Iba una hormiga con un elefante, y la hormiga le dice al elefante:
Elefantito, elefantito, ¿quieres un dulcecito?
Después le dice:
Elefantito, ¿quieres un vasito de juguito?
El elefante le contesta:
Si me vuelves a hablar en diminutivo, te voy aplastar.
Pasaron 2 horas y le dice el elefante a la hormiga:
¿Quieres comer?
La hormiga le contesta:
No gracias, no tengo apeto.
Votos del chiste:
(17 votes, average: 3,82 out of 5)
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XDaniel
26 Abril 2009 a las 6:19
juajajajajajajajajaja k bueno jajajaja
isabel
26 Abril 2009 a las 11:00
ba epito a la cafeteria y pide un palmo de bino selo bebe luego pide otro palmo y luego un chu`pito y dice cundo menos bebo mas me enboracho
jijijijijiji echo por isaaaa
giselle
30 Abril 2009 a las 11:34
q le dijo una lechuga a gulc aora tu porq te enojas jajajajajajajajaja
giselle
30 Abril 2009 a las 11:40
va un pollito con un lechero y le dise lechero lechero tiene un vasito de lechita y le dice q si y lugo otra vez va con el lechero y le dice lechero lecher tiene un vasito de lechita y le dice no te voi a dar un vaso de leche y se me vuelves a preguntar eso te clavo el pico entonses dise lechero lechero tiene clavos? dise el lechero no pollito y dise el pollito me da un vasito de lechita jajajjajajajajajajaja
giselle
30 Abril 2009 a las 11:42
un osito se cae de un arbol te dio risa ? nop al osito tanpoco jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaj
britanny
30 Abril 2009 a las 11:46
jajajajajaja q chistoso giselle cuenta mas cchiste pliz los 3 q contaste estan mui chidos jajajajajajajajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
l@ g@t@
2 Mayo 2009 a las 12:00
gisselle los chistes q cuentas estan mejores q estos
perdon pero es la verdad
Eduard
29 Junio 2009 a las 8:38
Es el mejorrrrrrrrrrrr chiste del mundo mundial de la istoria quien a escrito le agradesco mucho Gracias!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!